i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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