I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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