the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Randomize
