I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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