i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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