Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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