Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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