i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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