textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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