He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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