your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
