All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
i think im in europe. pls send help
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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