He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we're making bets on your personal life
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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