I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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