I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
it's like iHOP with fire
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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