on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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