I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You pole danced in your parka.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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