well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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