It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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