with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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