I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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