office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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