dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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