Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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