What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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