ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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