I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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