shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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