your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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