bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
