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Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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