wakey wakey hands off snakey
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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