Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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