Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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