when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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