Don't you send me to vm
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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