just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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