would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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