ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
