He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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