Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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