So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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