This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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