Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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