I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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