god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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