No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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