Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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