His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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