I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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