You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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