i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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