I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I smell stomach acid.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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